Nurse Memes to Peruse Before The Night Shift

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    Cat - Managers look you dead in the eye like this and ask, "why should we hire you" as if the unit isn't 50 nurses short
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    Tableware - RESIDENTS BE LIKE STAND Dove Fresh "JUST PUT MY TRAY ON THE TABLE"
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    Font - When you just finished a code, have 100 things to do, and a patients family member asks for another cup of apple juice: *No problem*
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    Photograph - SAYING GOODBYE TO PATIENT'S BEFORE LEAVING THE UNIT LIKE: IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST ASK SOMEONE ELSE
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    Font - A normal person's day: 9 AA 2) AA 00 A normal nurse's day: AA * AA AA 00 00 00 00 00 ОО 00 00 00 AA @snarkynurses S 00 00 00 do &$!#%
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    Font - Giving report to dayshift The night is dark and full of terrors
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    Chin - When you come into work and the ED waiting room is full, people are standing and there are beds in the hallways:
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    Forehead - When your patient keeps complaining about yesterdays nurse, but you were yesterdays nurse : 哈
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    Font - "If you could take one thing out of your life to make it better, what would it be?" Healthcare workers and first responders: KetamemeRN People.
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    Product - Doctors: don't worry, the x ray won't harm you Also doctors: MYKTY
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    Font - Fabulous RN FabulousRN @FabulousRN1 How is it that I can manage patients on multiple drips, very critically ill, communicating with a full multidisciplinary ... team, meds, turns, updating families; but can barely manage to do my dishes, return text messages and show up to appointments on time?
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    Plant - One my patients family members when I finally get to sit and chart: working hard or hardly working? Me:
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    Hair - Nightshift Nurses Nightshift Patients
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    Product - when you're on your way home from the club and you see a cop pull up next to you Live M Laugh Love OB NURSE at your cervix GENERAL HOSPITAL JESSICA WILLIAMS CARLIGE RN
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    Hair - When you get in report that someone called in again and you'd be working short all shift:
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    Hand - When I'm told I'm going to be filling in for Unit Secretary I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. r BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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    Plant - When you're on the verge of a mental breakdown and have been short staffed every single day and you can't get the bedside tray table to roll good 0800 @fabulousrn1 Today's The Daaaaay!
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    Chin - Regular Jobs : Shower ■ Coffee ■ Breakfast ■ Stretches ■ Arrives at work feeling refreshed Healthcare : 2 cans of Monster ■ No sleep ■ Rage Arrives at work hoping that no one dies
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    Chair - when you're dead inside but still have to chart
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    Forehead - You ok? Me coming in for my eighth straight 12 hour shift: @humor_me_rn I'm fine. Why? CHARETICS جلعة
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    Organism - When someone asks how slow to push drugs during a code Well, he ain't getting any deader! JUST SLAM IT
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    Water - NURSES WORK AND EFFORT vs NURSES SALARY
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    Joint - That "I stopped taking my furosemide because it made me pee too much" Swag Lepe
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    Plant - Night shift nurses be like... I'M SLEEPING Don't Ring The Doorbell CALITION (unless Cookies) Selling girl Scout Don't Cut The Grass @NurseBlake
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    Smile - nursing school class pictures in 2050 codebluememes
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    Cheek - When your patient starts getting b*tchy and you contemplate unleashing your actual personality snarkynurses
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    Product - Patient: 'I'm gonna report you and get you fired!' Me: 'Ok, just make sure to spell my name right.' @fabulousrn1
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    Cat - Me getting ready for the overtime I signed up for 3 weeks ago codebluememes
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    Recipe - Nobody: Your patient's bedside table CANADA DRY hans SMUCKERS STALICE DE SE
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    Desk - "we're short staffed again, who can handle 7 at a time?" Hel codebluememes

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